The world is imploding....

And other reasons you should prepare for the rapture.

Since I've returned from Mozambique, I've started thinking that perhaps I threw off some space-time continuum and now the world is imploding....UNLESS...I managed to somehow reenter into the bizarro backwards universe instead. Either explanation would possibly begin to make sense of all the wierd (and most unlikely) happenings lately. Therefore, I'm listing the top 10 reasons I believe the world is imploding (and to better explain myself so you will stop laughing):

10. I managed to make it in and out of the ER in about 2.5 hrs when all I needed was a lab drawn, despite all the traumas, gunshot victims, and really sick people I was assessing while in the waiting rm.

9. It now takes me less than 5 minutes to park @ Fellowship for the 11am service...and they don't have to announce for everyone to scoot in cause there's not all those people lining the walls.....

8. I actually want to sell my car, put everything in storage and move to a 3rd world country (and currently have a bad attitude abt calling nashville home).

7. The flowers in my backyard that were dead from the drought and global warming summer have not only sprung back to life, but are blooming again even though it did not rain while I was gone (and no, my roomie didn't water them)...nothing else is...just 1 pot of flowers.

6. I'm having significant trouble sleeping during the day.

5. Al Gore won a Nobel Peace Prize...

4. You too are actually considering the possiblity and ramifications of the universe imploding...and perhaps even starting to list recent odd occurences

3. Apparently, not only can Kentucky recruit the best quarterback in the nation despite the fact that I can't remember the last time they had a winning season; but some are claiming they also have obtained him...

2. South Carolina and Kentucky are in the top 7 (with LSU being the only other SEC team with them)

1. Kentucky knocked off 1st ranked LSU last night!

**with any luck...i just fell into the bizarro world, which would mean, technically i'm the only one affected by this and each of you reading this are the backwards version living in my backwards world...but in the real alteruniverse, everything is rosy and sunny, perfectly tempered and back to normal (and so are you). If, in fact, i'm not in erin's backwards world, well then, my friend, we are in trouble....first global warming...then the implosing....the end is near!